So chick is like, “Babe, what are we?”
And dude is bemused like, “Uh… you’re my girlfriend?”
Chick: You see? That’s the problem. I would never stop being your girlfriend.
Dude: Babe, where is this coming from?
Chick: Dave, we’ve been together for three years now. Where are we heading to?
Dude: Babe, I totally don’t understand you.
Chick: You see that’s your problem, you’re so scared of commitment that you don’t even think about a family at all.
Dude: Whoa! Family? Babe we’ve been over this, I told you, I’m not ready.
Chick: But what’s stopping us?
Dude: Babe, we’re good like this. I love you and you love me too. What more do you want?
Chick: Look, Dave, I can’t keep doing this forever. I want more, I want a family.
Dude: Wow! Have you been thinking about this? Because we were having a nice time and then you came pouring down on me like the Mississippi.
Chick: You know what, Dave, I can’t deal. You’ve proven to me that you’re scared of commitment. What are you so scared about? Don’t you like kids?
Dude: You know I like kids, Rache, so don’t even go there.
Chick: Then have some of your own!
Dude: Whoa! Some. Where did some come from?
Chick: Damn, you’re such a pussy.
Dude: Yea, I have a good time fucking it.
Chick: You know what, it’s over between us. You’re not the man for my future.
Dude: Babe, I think you’re taking this overboard, just calm down and let’s talk.
Chick: I’m done talking, David. Goodbye.